419 vs LHC
         

<p>Nigerian scammers are creative people. From imaginary hitmen to American majors with suitcases full of Saddam's gold, to enough deceased relatives to fill a cemetery, to entire armies of princes, politicians and dictators, there seems no end to their inventiveness. But now, it seems they have turned their talents to writing actual science fiction.</p>

<p>Reproduced below is the full text of one imaginative scammer's latest message. Because after all, when the Large Hadron Collider destroys the Earth, who better than a Nigerian scammer to see you safe and sound?</p>
         

http://www.spamnation.info/blog/archives/2010/12/419_vs_lhc.html