Crash is coming - this week, next month, next year ... I don't know. I'd like to get traders thoughts on the best way to play it.

My guess would be to purchase deep out-of-the-money puts on the CBOT.

Another option would be deep out-of-the-money interest rate calls on the CBOE.

Yet another option would be calls on TBT.

It seems like all of those option markets are pretty thin though.